Coco Cacophony

It looks like Coco’s figured out how to add pictures! Thanks Charf.

 I see that Charf was able to post a picture to his blog, so I’m seeing if I can do the same. If you see a honeybear that looks strangely like my dad, then it worked. If you don’t see a photo, then I’m a complete failure.

• I went to one semister of Bible College (before pretty much going insane).
• My dad designed and carved the mold for the first plastic Honey Bear.
• My name “Ben Stone” was used by Michael J. Fox in “Doc Hollywood”, a laywer on “Law and Order”, by Luke Wilson in “The Family Stone”, and most recently by Seth Rogan in “Knocked Up”.

Invention Type: Business Idea
Probabilty of success: 3 (scale of 1-10)

Synopsis: Selling Mountain Dew manufactured from various country around the world.I’ve tasted both Japanese Mountain Dew and New Zealand Mountain Dew, and they are distinctly different from the Dew in the US. If someone started importing Dew from all over the world and them sold it on Ebay or their own site, they could probably sell it at a significant profit. Especially if it was marketed correctly- with a air of exclusivity. I know I’d love it if guests could come over to my house and I was able to offer them 5 different types of original flavor Mountain Dew.

Today it snowed a crapload of crappy snow. Bri had to leave early, and she has the only 4 wheel drive car, so I was stuck at home until someone from work could come and pick me up. I felt like an idiot showing up to work 3 hours late, so I fired everyone.

I bought a frickin’ sweet video camera 2 weeks ago, but I haven’t yet been able to figure out how to make a DVD I can watch on my TV. I’m pissed. I hate reading manuals, especially when they have a lot of words and not a lot of photos. I’d much rather play Ghost Recon than read a manual. In fact, I’d pretty much rather play GR than do almost anything. Especially more than typing a blog than NO ONE HAS YET LEFT A COMMENT ON! Maybe I need to improve my content… if only someone would comment on what I need to do to get comments.

Bri, funny funny Bri. Since she’s in the beauty industry, she has all these friends who are make-up, nail, massage, etc. specialists. Today, she got up super early to be a make-up model for some training classes, or something like that. After the class she calls me all freaking out. Apparently, she has something like 2 lbs of makeup on her face, and looks something like a hybrid of Gene Simmons and Tammy Faye. Frickin’ Hot!

Speaking of beauty, I’m growing my hair out long. It’s at the in-between point where I’m getting super annoyed with it always poking my eyes, so I have to use a lot of hair products to maintain my sexy self. Since Bri has a gajillion hair products, I’m slowly making my way through all the brands. One brand sticks out above all the other ones- Sebastian. Dude, their stuff rocks! From their hairspray to their texturizing foam, they kick my ass every single time, and I LOVE IT!

Does anyone drink green tea? That stuffs the shiznit. I’m drinking it right now and I already feel my body surrendering to it’s countless anti-oxidants, phenolics and catechins. Aahhhhh.

I’m really starting to dig this thing. I have feelings, that until just a few minutes ago, had no idea existed. I think I love everything.

Damn it! Why am I even typing anything into this?! I have nothing important to say, and the soon everyone realizes that, the quicker we can get back to playing Halo.