Coco Cacophony

• I went to one semister of Bible College (before pretty much going insane).
• My dad designed and carved the mold for the first plastic Honey Bear.
• My name “Ben Stone” was used by Michael J. Fox in “Doc Hollywood”, a laywer on “Law and Order”, by Luke Wilson in “The Family Stone”, and most recently by Seth Rogan in “Knocked Up”.

Today it snowed a crapload of crappy snow. Bri had to leave early, and she has the only 4 wheel drive car, so I was stuck at home until someone from work could come and pick me up. I felt like an idiot showing up to work 3 hours late, so I fired everyone.

I bought a frickin’ sweet video camera 2 weeks ago, but I haven’t yet been able to figure out how to make a DVD I can watch on my TV. I’m pissed. I hate reading manuals, especially when they have a lot of words and not a lot of photos. I’d much rather play Ghost Recon than read a manual. In fact, I’d pretty much rather play GR than do almost anything. Especially more than typing a blog than NO ONE HAS YET LEFT A COMMENT ON! Maybe I need to improve my content… if only someone would comment on what I need to do to get comments.

Bri, funny funny Bri. Since she’s in the beauty industry, she has all these friends who are make-up, nail, massage, etc. specialists. Today, she got up super early to be a make-up model for some training classes, or something like that. After the class she calls me all freaking out. Apparently, she has something like 2 lbs of makeup on her face, and looks something like a hybrid of Gene Simmons and Tammy Faye. Frickin’ Hot!

Speaking of beauty, I’m growing my hair out long. It’s at the in-between point where I’m getting super annoyed with it always poking my eyes, so I have to use a lot of hair products to maintain my sexy self. Since Bri has a gajillion hair products, I’m slowly making my way through all the brands. One brand sticks out above all the other ones- Sebastian. Dude, their stuff rocks! From their hairspray to their texturizing foam, they kick my ass every single time, and I LOVE IT!

Does anyone drink green tea? That stuffs the shiznit. I’m drinking it right now and I already feel my body surrendering to it’s countless anti-oxidants, phenolics and catechins. Aahhhhh.